try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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