so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it was like eating out sand paper
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
