I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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