I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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