The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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