Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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