My nipple is on Facebook.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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