So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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