This girl is more easily done than said...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize