dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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