You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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