Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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