Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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