Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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