he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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