nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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