Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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