Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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