It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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