she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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