Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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