Your face is a jimmy john
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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