just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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