Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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