I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Randomize
