she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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