Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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