VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if only i could text you this smell
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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