Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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