Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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