people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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