Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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