u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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