i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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