Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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