You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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