What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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