He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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