You work out of a Hotel?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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