the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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