she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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