I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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