he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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