Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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