No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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