I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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