nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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