I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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