Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
