...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
