whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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