Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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