So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
