the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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