Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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