...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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