Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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