Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You were trust falling into bushes
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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